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AAAAA The Organization for Drunk Drivers
AOL Anti On-Line
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
ARMY Ain't a Real Marine Yet (thanks to Ernest Sewell IV)
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
CHEVROLET Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time (thanks to David Stott)
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COMPUTER Capable Of Making Perfectly Uncomplicated Tasks Extremely Rigorous
DOS Defunct Operating System
DNA National Dyslexic Association (thanks to Jordan)
FIAT Fix It Again, Tony
FORD First On Race Day (thanks to Jack Peltzel)
FORD Found On Road, Dead (thanks to Ernest Sewell IV)
FORD Fix Or Repair Daily
IBM I Blame Microsoft
IBM I Bought Macintosh
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
JFGI Just F*@&ing Google It (thanks to Sten)
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
LOTUS Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash, If Not The Operating System Hangs
MARINE Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected (thanks to LCpl Kimberly)
MCSE Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert
MCSE Must Consult Someone Experienced
MCSE Making Computers Slow Everyday
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIPS Mistakes Incurred Per Second
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
NASCAR Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
NTSC Never The Same Color
OS/2 Obsolete Soon Too
PASCAL Pedantry And Strictness Created A Language
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard [user failure / user error]
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PMS Pack My Suitcase (thanks to Dutch)
PMS Potential Murder Suspect (thanks to Travis)
PMS Purchase More Shoes (thanks to Jodi and Lorie)
POTS Plain Old Telephone System
RISC Reduced Into Silly Code
RTFM Read The F*@&ing Manual (thanks to Boks107)
SCSI System Can't See It
SCSI-2 System Can't See It Again
SNMP Security Not My Problem
TLA Three Letter Acronym
WIIFM What's In It For Me? (thanks to Rick Morgan)
WINDOWS Wonderful Interface No Dos User Would Sanction
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WYBMABIITY Will You Buy Me A Beer If I Tell You [when people ask what that acronym stands for]
© 2008 compiled from many sources by Howard Daughters
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