Bumper Stickers 1

For Lease: Navidad (thanks to Will R.)

Slow cannibals get the cold shoulder. (thanks to Alec B.)

Those who can, teach. Those who can't, pass laws about teaching. (thanks to Alec B.)

I'm old. There's a nap for that. (thanks to Ed White)

SILENT and LISTEN have the same letters. Is that a coincidence? (thanks to Dan)

Earth without art is just "Eh". (thanks to Ed White)

I brake for Manti Te'o's girlfriends. (thanks to Jim Bob Williams)

If your child is an honor student could he or she teach you how to use turn signals? (thanks to Janice Hough)

Dyslexics poets write inverse. (thanks to Lynn Lisk)

How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S#%7. (thanks to Samuel Saunders)

Custer got Siouxed. (thanks to William Hughes)

My car is a status symbol. The symbol of me being poor! (thanks to Cydney Troupe)

I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can diet. (thanks to Alex Garofalo)

I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? (thanks to Colleen Sievert)

JESUS SAVES, he passes to Noah who shoots and SCORES! (thanks to Simon Howes)

Where am I going? And why am I in a handbasket? (thanks to GNNR16)

JESUS SAVES at Banco de Mexico (thanks to Martin Mooney)

My next car is a Bentley*. [* conditions apply] (thanks to Satya)

Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance! (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

Heavily medicated for your safety. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

Jack is Lord (Honolulu PD) (thanks to Martin Mooney)

God loves you, he just has an unusual way of showing it. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)