Bumper Stickers #1
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Dyslexics poets write inverse. (thanks to Lynn Lisk)
How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S#%7. (thanks to Samuel Saunders)
Custer got Siouxed. (thanks to William Hughes)
My car is a status symbol. The symbol of me being poor! (thanks to Cydney Troupe)
I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can diet. (thanks to Alex Garofalo)
I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? (thanks to Colleen Sievert)
JESUS SAVES, he passes to Noah who shoots and SCORES! (thanks to Simon Howes)
Where am I going? And why am I in a handbasket? (thanks to GNNR16)
JESUS SAVES at Banco de Mexico (thanks to Martin Mooney)
My next car is a Bentley*. [* conditions apply] (thanks to Satya)
Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance! (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
Heavily medicated for your safety. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
Jack is Lord (Honolulu PD) (thanks to Martin Mooney)
God loves you, he just has an unusual way of showing it. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
If at first you don't succeed, why bother? Your honor student will take care of it. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
ANKH if you Love Horus. (thanks to Martin Mooney)
Sure, I believe in God. Now where are the miracles? (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
WWGD: What would Groucho Do? (thanks to Martin Mooney)
I'm the product of a secret government project. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
My Airman fights for your honor student's freedom! (thanks to Brandon Alexander)
I have an IQ in the top 2%. Who cares about the other 95%?
I can't get enough minimalism. (thanks to Mark)
Sanity is back-ordered. Sarcasm is in unlimited supply. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. (thanks to Eggs Benedict)
Egrets? I've had a few. (thanks to Frank)
I'm so far behind, I thought I was first.
I am the English Teacher about whom your mother warned you. (thanks to Eggs Benedict)
Five days a week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. (thanks to Skip Tucker)
My idea of a team effort is a lot of people doing whatever I say. (thanks to Jacob)
As a matter of fact, I DID sleep in these clothes. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
That's irrelevant, and irrelevant never forgets. (thanks to Adam Cochran)
Learn Spanish! Jesus is coming. (thanks to Moon Child on Mars)
Without sports, this bumper sticker would be about my honor student. (thanks to Martin Mooney)
I'm 33 1/3 RPM in an iPod world. (thanks to Eggs Benedict)
Apathy: I could take it or leave it.
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. (thanks to Skip Tucker)
There's no right way to eat a Rhesus.
I don't know why I'm even out of bed.
Stupidity: too steep a price for marrying your sibling. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
My child serves honor rolls at Baker College. (thanks to Martin Mooney)
If life gives you peanuts, make peanut butter. (thanks to Kim Jonathans-Kepel)
Inside every large program is a small program trying to get out. (thanks to Warren)
Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink, don't drive! (thanks to Kevin Germain)
If I'm talking, everyone should be taking notes. (thanks to Jacob)
You are 98% chimp.
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