Bumper Stickers #1
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I brake for Manti Te'o's girlfriends. (thanks to Jim Bob Williams)
If your child is an honor student could he or she teach you how to use turn signals? (thanks to Janice Hough)
Dyslexics poets write inverse. (thanks to Lynn Lisk)
How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S#%7. (thanks to Samuel Saunders)
Custer got Siouxed. (thanks to William Hughes)
My car is a status symbol. The symbol of me being poor! (thanks to Cydney Troupe)
I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can diet. (thanks to Alex Garofalo)
I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? (thanks to Colleen Sievert)
JESUS SAVES, he passes to Noah who shoots and SCORES! (thanks to Simon Howes)
Where am I going? And why am I in a handbasket? (thanks to GNNR16)
JESUS SAVES at Banco de Mexico (thanks to Martin Mooney)
My next car is a Bentley*. [* conditions apply] (thanks to Satya)
Insanity: a small price to pay for sheer brilliance! (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
Heavily medicated for your safety. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
Jack is Lord (Honolulu PD) (thanks to Martin Mooney)
God loves you, he just has an unusual way of showing it. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
If at first you don't succeed, why bother? Your honor student will take care of it. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
ANKH if you Love Horus. (thanks to Martin Mooney)
Sure, I believe in God. Now where are the miracles? (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
WWGD: What would Groucho Do? (thanks to Martin Mooney)
I'm the product of a secret government project. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
My Airman fights for your honor student's freedom! (thanks to Brandon Alexander)
I have an IQ in the top 2%. Who cares about the other 95%?
I can't get enough minimalism. (thanks to Mark)
Sanity is back-ordered. Sarcasm is in unlimited supply. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. (thanks to Eggs Benedict)
Egrets? I've had a few. (thanks to Frank)
I'm so far behind, I thought I was first.
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