Bumper Stickers 15If at first you don't succeed, why bother? Your honor student will take care of it. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
ANKH if you Love Horus. (thanks to Martin Mooney)
Sure, I believe in God. Now where are the miracles? (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
WWGD: What would Groucho Do? (thanks to Martin Mooney)
I'm the product of a secret government project. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
My Airman fights for your honor student's freedom! (thanks to Brandon Alexander)
I have an IQ in the top 2%. Who cares about the other 95%?
I can't get enough minimalism. (thanks to Mark)
Sanity is back-ordered. Sarcasm is in unlimited supply. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
Jesus is coming. Look busy! (thanks to Buddy)
Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.
What would Ashton do?
Jesus loves you. But I'm his favorite.
If you see this vehicle being operated in an unsafe manner, try to think of it as one more anomaly in the cosmic order. (thanks to Martin Mooney)
An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. (thanks to Eggs Benedict)
Egrets? I've had a few. (thanks to Frank)
I'm so far behind, I thought I was first.
If you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Above all else, sky. (thanks to Evets)
To err is human, to forgive divine. Neither is government policy. (thanks to Jacob)
The trouble with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
IRS: Be Audit You Can Be
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.