Fake Quotes

The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source. — George Washington

I hate it when people quote me on the internet, claiming I said things that I never actually said. — Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

A woman can have a smile, and a woman can have a large backside, but I have been to the mountain and I am here to tell you that when a woman has both of those things she is not to be trusted. — Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Dude, I never said half the shit people attribute to my name, lolz. — Mark Twain

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. will have some good ideas. — Theodore Roosevelt

People who use unattributable and obviously made-up quotes to make some clever point on the internet are the absolute worst. — Anonymous

The fabrication of Oscar Wilde quotes is among the noblest of endeavors. — Oscar Wilde

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but the living room in your fortified compound. — Kurt Vonnegut

Wear sunscreen. — Count Dracula

The use of CGI for Green Lantern's costume is, frankly, a bit distracting. I wish they hadn't done that. — David Ben-Gurion

On the Internet, nobody knows you’re not quoting Martin Luther King, Jr. — Abraham Lincoln

Behind every great man there stands a great woman. Behind every great woman is a great behind. — Bill Clinton

Some of my best friends are Oscar Wilde. — Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

I once killed a man for snoring too loudly. — Gandhi

Rumors of my wit have been greatly exaggerated. — Mark Twain

A fish in the bush is worth two in the pants. — Benjamin Franklin

2 million people will misquote me on Facebook, but most of them won't drag their lazy ass out bed to go vote. — Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Laugh loudly and carry a big stick of butter. — Paula Deen

Who's on first are belong to us. — Bud Abbott & Lou Costello

The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine. — Abraham Lincoln

When in doubt, attribute quotes to Mark Twain. — Mark Twain

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false! — Rush Limbaugh

That's not a quote! This is a quote! — Crocodile Dundee

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. — Thomas Edison

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. — Albert Einstein

I've got a bad feeling about this. — Albert Camus

You are excluded from surf and turf night. You are excluded from ravioli night. You are excluded from chicken cutlet night. — Queen Elizabeth II

One misquote is one too many already! — Caesar Augustus

from Miss Cellania



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