Actual Newspaper Headlines #2
Yes, these are real!
Lady Gaga Fan Dies at Concert, Recovers
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
New Housing for Elderly Not Yet Dead
Pasco Man Arrested: Says 48 Beers was Likely 10 Too Many
Motorcycle Deaths Drop, but Trend is Worrisome
Woman with Arms Held
Red Cross in Search of Donors with Low Blood Supply
Local Man Fails Breathalyzer Test Despite Eating Underwear
Supreme Court Rules that Murderers shall not be Electrocuted Twice for the Same Crime
Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate
Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung
Police Found Safe Under Blanket
William Kelly Was Fed Secretary
Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over
NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach
Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden
Dr. Ruth to Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors
The Governor's Pen Is Busy (without the space between the 3rd and 4th words)
Organ Festival Ends in Smashing Climax
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