Homer Simpson Quotes 1

A roadside barbecue stand? Everything tastes better when it's near a road!

Just call me Borders Books, 'cause I'll always be here.

I'm doing it! I'm flying like the squirrel I always knew I was!

I never leave a job unfinished. It's as true now as that week when I worked on the high school yearbook. So much infighting, I had to get outta there!

Oh, my God! Space Aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids! Eat them!

Like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville, my genius cannot be stopped!

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron!

It kills me to see her like that, and if there's one thing I can't stand, it's being killed.

When we got married, I promised you a life full of romance. Now, here it is.

I thought this was an inocuous lunch, but now it's become terribly ocuous!

I never realized! Some restaurants are better than others!

You can't spell lousy without "us".

A marriage so perfect that I can take it for granted for years, suddenly explodes! What do I do? What do I do?

Marriage is so tough! Every second it could explode catastrophically! Makes me want to not come home from my job at the nuclear plant.

This is the most deliious analogy I've ever eaten!

Once again, by eating alone I have saved my marriage!

I can't start the day without that "Fresh from the Circus" feeling!

If I can't find my father a man to kiss and cuddle, then I've failed as a son!

America can't collapse! We're as powerful as ancient Rome!

Look at me, I'm flying like Superman's dog!

I have been acting like telethon Jerry Lewis when I should have been acting like rest-of-the-year Jerry Lewis.

And didn't the Easter bunny himself say, "Forgive them father, for finding all my eggs?"

I hate Traffic. The band AND the phenomenon!

Oh, why do my actions have consequences?

I'm about to go owl shooting, and you just said "Whoo".

Mmmmm. Charred and moist. Like Satan's burps.