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Out Like a Light

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Government Worker

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Limited Lifetime Guarantee

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Open Secret

Mideast peace

Dry lake

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Reasonable Attorney's Fees

Live recording

Non-Stop Flight

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Clearly confused

Wireless Cable

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Congressional ethics

Original copy

Act naturally

Found missing

True replica

Resident alien

Advanced BASIC

Country Music (thanks to Cute Kate)

Genuine imitation

Airline Food

Good grief

Same difference

Almost exactly

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Small crowd

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Childproof

"Now, then..."

Synthetic natural gas

Christian Scientists

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Peace force

Extinct life

Temporary tax increase

Computer jock

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Political science

Tight slacks

Pretty ugly

Twelve-ounce pound cake

Diet ice cream

Rap music

Working vacation

Exact estimate

Religious tolerance

Campaign reform

Microsoft Works

Bitter sweet

Sensitive man

Freezer burn

Compassionate conservative

Legal principles

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