Ralph Wiggum Quotes 2

Ralph I kissed a light socket once and I woke up in a helicopter!

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

He's gonna smell like hot dogs.

Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders.

When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.

I ate too much plastic candy.

I ate all my caps...ow!

I found a moon rock in my nose!

I'm wearing a bathrobe, and I'm not even sick.

Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove.

You have the bestest Dad. He read me a story about Chinese food.

Miss Hoover, there's a dog in the vent.

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

I'm a furniture!

My face is on fire.

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.

Your hair is tall...and pretty!

Wheeee... ow I bit my tongue.

It tastes like ... burning.

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

Was President Lincoln okay?

I'm Idaho!

And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.



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