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Alabama to Wyoming Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alabama: Like the Third World, but Closer! (thanks to Jim Villani) Alabama: Keeping it in the Family Since 1819 (thanks to Robert Pfaff) Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Alaska: Jeez, it's Cold. Alaska: Yeah, But It's a Dry Cold. (thanks to Andy Hynds) Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat Arizona: Soon To Be the Pacific Coast State (thanks to Michelle Steiner) Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything Arkansas: Attention K-Mart Shoppers! (thanks to Mike Tamburri) California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado: Now 100% John Denver Free! (thanks to John Mozena) Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet Connecticut: The Middle C is silent, Ca**hole. (thanks to Mike Dougherty) Delaware: Everything is Smaller Here! Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida: Leave us alone, we're busy enjoying the 82 degree winter. (thanks to Gregory Seel) Florida: Get Off of My State, You Kids! (thanks to Joe Lex) Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids Florida: So Close, You Can Smell Fidel (thanks to Jim Villani) Florida: More Than Just a Great Place to Die (thanks to Joe Lex) Florida: America's Wang Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) Hawaii: Come surfing because we love your hilarious You Tube vids. (thanks to Gregory Seel) Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Idaho: You Can Be Da Ho Next (thanks to Ken Hirlinger) Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Indiana: Dan Quayle's Favorite Country! (thanks to Nabeel Ibrahim) Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn Kansas: First of the Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That's Our Tourism Campaign Maine: We're Really Cold, but We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts: Our Taxes are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) Massachusetts: Now with 30% Fewer Kennedys! (thanks to Brian DiMattia) Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Minnesota: 4 seasons: Almost winter, Winter, Still Winter and Construction. (thanks to Tim Garcia) Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work Missouri: Loves Company! (thanks to Ilene Morgan) Missouri: The "Show Me State". You show me yours and I'll show you my rifle. (thanks to Darlene Forsman) Montana: Land Of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nebraska: The "N" is for Knowledge (thanks to Chris Pultz) Nebraska: Bring Something to Do! (thanks to Luke Jones) Nebraska: Land of Two Seasons - Winter and Construction Nevada: Whores and Poker! New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone New Hampshire: Just Like Old Hampshire, but Newer New Jersey: What Smell? (thanks to James Rouse) New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! New Mexico: Cleaner than Regular Mexico and Less Bodies in the Sandbox (thanks to Darlene Forsman) New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York: You Have the Right To Remain Silent, You Have the Right To an Attorney North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States! Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan Ohio: Where One of Your Dad's Friends Lives Ohio: It's Not Just "Hello" in Japanese (thanks to Lara Allan) Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing Oregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For Dinner Oregon: It's OR-EE-GUN, you idiot! (thanks to Darlene Forsman) Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island Rhode Island: Small, Yes, But We Know What to Do with It! (thanks to Joe Lex) South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Educashun State Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Yep Vermont: Gettin' Busy with New Hampshire since 1791 Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really! Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese Wisconsin: Come Smell our Dairy Air Wyoming: Where Men are Men (And The Sheep are Scared) © 2010 compiled from many sources by Howard Daughters |
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