Womanspeak

Can't we just be friends?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

I just need some space.
Without you in it.

Do I look fat in this dress?
We haven't had a fight in a while.

No, pizza is fine.
You cheap slob!

I just don't want a boyfriend now.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

I don't know, what do YOU want to do?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.

Come here.
My puppy does this, too.

I like you, but...
I don't like you.

Of course I love you!
Just not in that way.

You never listen.
You never listen.

We're moving too fast.
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.

I'll be ready in a minute.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh no, I'll pay for myself.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

Oh yes! Right there!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with!

I'm just going out with the girls.
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.