How to Use an ATM (Male)

A sign in the bank lobby reads: "Please note that this bank is installing new drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, both male and female procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.


MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Roll down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

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