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A PALINDROME is a word or sentence that reads the same backwards and forwards
A Toyota! Race fast, safe car. A Toyota!
A Toyota's a Toyota.
A dog - a panic in a pagoda!
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
A man, a plan, a cat, a canal, Panama!
A man, a plan, a cat, a ham, a yak, a yam, a hat, a canal, Panama!
A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal, Panama!
A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita.
Ah, Satan Sees Natasha.
Anna: "Did Otto peep?" Otto: "Did Anna?"
Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna.
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
Cain: a maniac!
Campus motto: bottoms up, Mac.
Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
Cleveland: DNA Level C.
Dennis sinned.
Dennis and Edna sinned.
Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.
Dennis, no Misfit can act if Simon sinned.
Devil Natasha, ah, Satan lived!
Diana Bruno, on urban aid. (thanks to Matthew Amacher)
Did Eve salt an atlas? Eve did.
Did I do, O God, did I as I said I'd do? Good, I did.
Did I draw Della too tall, Edward? I did?
Do geese see God?
Do nine men interpret? - Nine men? I nod.
Drat Saddam, a mad dastard!
Draw, o coward!
Draw pupil's lip upward.
Drowsy baby's word.
E. Borgnine drags Dad's gardening robe.
Ed, I saw Harpo Marx ram Oprah W. aside.
Egad! No bondage!
Emil, a sleepy baby peels a lime.
Eros? Sidney, my end is sore.
Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?
Evil olive.
Flesh! Saw I Mimi wash self!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
God saw I was dog.
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Golf? No sir, prefer prison flog.
He goddam mad dog, eh?
He lived as a devil, eh?
I maim nine men in Miami.
Is it I? It is I!
I, Nora, came most egotistic - it's I - to get some macaroni.
I, man, am regal; a German am I.
If I had a hi-fi.
Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!
Kayak salad - Alaska yak.
Lager, Sir, is regal.
Laminated E.T. animal.
Late? Bill is ill, I bet, Al.
Lew, Otto has a hot towel!
Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
Lived on Decaf, faced no Devil.
Lonely Tylenol.
Ma has a ham.
Ma is a nun, as I am.
Ma is as selfless as I am.
Madam I'm Adam.
Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam.
Man, Oprah's sharp on A.M.
Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram.
Murder for a jar of red rum.
Naomi, did I moan?
Natasha? Ah, Satan!
Neil A. sees alien!
Never odd or even.
No lemons, no melon.
No misses ordered roses, Simon.
No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.
No, Mel, a sleepy baby peels a lemon.
No trace - not one carton.
Not New York, Roy went on.
Nurse! I spy gypsies! Run!
Oh, no! Don Ho!
Party booby-trap.
Plan no damn Madonna LP.
Doc note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
Rats live on no evil star.
Reno loner
Revenge, Meg? Never!
Rise to vote, sir.
Sir, I'm Iris.
Sis, ask Costner to not rent socks "as is".
Sit on a potato pan, Otis!
Slap a ham on Omaha, pals!
Sniff'um muffins.
So many dynamos.
So, G. Rivera's tots are virgos.
So...Mariah Carey, a LP, a player...a chair, Amos!
Some men interpret nine memos.
Spit Q-tips!
Star comedy by Democrats.
Stella won no wallets.
Step on no pets!
To Idi Amin: I'm a idiot!
Toni Tennille fell in net. I, not!
Tons of UFOs? Not!
Tonya may not.
Too bad, I hid a boot.
Tulsa night life: filth, gin, a slut.
Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Was it a rat I saw?
Yawn. Madonna Fan? No damn way!
Yawn a more Roman way.
Yo, banana boy!
Yreka Bakery
© 2010 compiled from many sources by Howard Daughters
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