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Jerry Coleman Quotes #1
R.I.P. Former Padres announcer Jerry Coleman. 1924-2014
He said some great things.
"I've made a couple of mistakes I'd like to do over."
"It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there."
"Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut."
"Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles."
"Benedict may not be as hurt as he really is."
"We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!" (thanks to Tim Garcia)
"The big ballpark can do it all!"
"A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on."
"McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back."
"Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!"
"There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base."
"If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement."
"It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader."
"It's a base hit on the error by Roberts."
"Right now Andy Larkin is pitching just like young Andy Larkin."
"Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either."
"Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play."
"Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee."
At Royals Stadium: "The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri"
"They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe."
"They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb."
"Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus."