How Many to Change a Light Bulb? 7

How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb? None, they like to cry in the dark. (thanks to Walrus)

How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and one not to change it.

How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb? None. They bake pies.

How many administrative assistants does it take to change a light bulb? None. It won't be changed until you fill out form #3422V - the light bulb change request form.

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? Approximately 1.000000000000000000000.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb? One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its place in the room and write a detailed explanation before determining that it was originally used to store spices.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Are you callin' my wife a whore? (thanks to Rockin' Bob)

How many Pentium owners does it take to change a light bulb? 0.99987, but that's close enough for most applications.

How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? Several. One writes the action plan, the rest arrange a symposium "Coping with Darkness". (thanks to Harry)

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.

How many grad students does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes ten years.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem.