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Don't look for these at your local Target. The new Card Game, ISLAMIC POKER: You lose a hand, you lose a hand! A 100 pound sack of rhino litter. (thanks to Fray Pascual) A rare photo of Tinkerbell practicing voodoo. (thanks to Fray Pascual) A fur lined spittoon. (thanks to Fray Pascual) Fairly Serious Putty Lil' Electrical Outlet Licker The new Card Game, 5200 Card Pickup: Keeps kids busy all day. Ginsu Boomerang The Duncan YO: It never comes back up. It teaches kids how to live with disappointment. The Pee Wee Herman Pull Toy. XBox 359: this one was pretty easy to come by this holiday, for some reason. Capitalizing on pitcher Hideo Nomo's success, the new toy: Tickle Me Nomo. Hasbro's Lil' Barber Another one capitalizing on the Tickle Me Elmo success, the new toy: Tickle Me Carrot Top Don King Hair Care products. Angry Bird-In-A-Bag Mike Tyson's Hooked on Phonics. The John Goodman AB sculptor. New treasure hunt toy: You get to comb out the beard of the Men's Wearhouse Guy. I guarantee it! Mick Jagger brand Chap Stick The new doll: Turnip Patch Kids A gift certificate for Hannibal Lechter's new BBQ restaurant. The new video by the late Don Knotts in a purple dinosaur suit: Barney Fife Doggie Dentist An actual copy of the latest Star Trek screenplay, "Live Long and Perspire" A selection of Vin Diesel brand shampoo products. © 2008 compiled from many sources by Howard Daughters |
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