Job Interview Stories 4

More strange things said by the applicant during an interview:

"I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movements."

"At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking."

"I feel uneasy indoors."

"I think that Lincoln was greater than Washington."

"I get excited very easily."

"Once a week, I usually feel hot all over."

"I need the position because I want to get away from dealing with people."

"I am fascinated by fire."

"I like tall women."

"Whenever a man is with a woman he is usually thinking about sex."

"People are always watching me."

"If I get too much change in a store, I always give it back."

"Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct."

"I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker."

"If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival."

"I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me."

"Although I trained in accounting, I am no good at it and get bored very easily."

"My ultimate goal is to become a doctor, but since I was not able to get into medical school, I would like to work for your company."

When asked if she had ever had a moving violation, she replied, "Yes, I was evicted two years ago."