Pickup Lines 6I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight? (thanks to Jim Orem)
You're so sweet, you're going to put Hershey's out of business!
It's nearly closing time. You'll do. (thanks to Skip Tucker)
Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa?
Hey, are you Google? Because you're what I've been searching for!
I want to call your mother and thank her.
Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.
That outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Do you have pneumonia? 'Cause you're giving me the chills.
Tonight's forecast is a blizzard of me heading towards your face.
Class might be cancelled, but that butt of yours doesn't quit.
You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skeetin' all over you.
Are you passed out on the sidewalk or are you my snow angel?
You're like a snowflake. Beautiful, unique and with one touch from me you'll melt.
You're so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!
I think I've just found the angel I'd like to be touched by.
I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list.
I can see you're not one of those 'shallow' people who is super-concerned about their appearance.
Let me explain the importance of composting.
What's your all-time favorite coupon?
These look like lice, but they're just chiggers.
Are you a parking ticket? Because FINE is written all over you!
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme, you're sexy!
Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot!