Yogi Berra Quotes 3Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting.
We were overwhelming underdogs.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
You mean now? (When asked for the time.)
We have a good time together, even when we're not together.
Little League baseball is a good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets and the kids out of the house.
The future ain't what it used to be.
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Pair up in threes.
Don't get me right, I'm just asking.
I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question.
You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left.
90% of short putts don't go in.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself. (After being told he looked cool.)
We're lost, but we're making great time!
If people don't want to come to the ball park, how are you going to stop them?
You can observe a lot just by watching.
No, you didn't wake me up. I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.
I really liked it. Even the music was good. (When asked if he liked the opera one evening.)
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
Shut up and talk.
Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" To this, Yogi replied, "Surprise me."
Carmen said "I took Tim to see Doctor Zhivago today." Yogi replied, "What the hell's wrong with him now?"