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Kicking Baby Considered to be Healthy
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Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Navy Changes Skirt Policy, Making Apparel Optional
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Dead Officer on Force for 18 Years
Headless Body Found in Topless Bar (thanks to Larry)
State Dinner Featured Cat, American Food
All Utah Condemned to Face Firing Squad
Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery
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Reagan Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead
Woman Kicked by her Husband said to be Greatly Improved
Former Man Dies in California
MacArthur Flies Back to Front
Shut-Ins Can Grow Indoors with Lights
Deer Kill 17,000
Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Lucky Man Sees Pals Die
Passengers Hit by Cancelled Trains
New Vaccine To Contain Rabies
Lucky Victim Stabbed Three Times
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
President of Company Says, "Stud Tires Out"
Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
Bridge Held Up By Red Tape
Man, Minus Ear, Waives Hearing
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years
Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
British Left Waffles on Falklands
Schwarzenegger Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead
New Vaccine May Contain AIDS
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Hospitals Sued By Seven Foot Doctors
Expert Says Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked By Board
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One
Supreme Court Rules that Murderers shall not be Electrocuted Twice for the Same Crime
Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate
Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung
Police Found Safe Under Blanket
William Kelly Was Fed Secretary
Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over
NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach
Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden
Dr. Ruth to Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors
The Governor's Pen Is Busy (without the space between the 3rd and 4th words)
Organ Festival Ends in Smashing Climax
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies
Two Sisters Reunite After Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter
Never Withhold Herpes From Loved One
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let's Resolve to do Better
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly it May Last a While
War Dims Hope for Peace
Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
New Housing for Elderly Not Yet Dead
Man is Fatally Slain
Fifth Graders get to Grill Lions
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