Actual Newspaper Headlines #1
Yes, these are real!
Kicking Baby Considered to be Healthy
Bush Argues That Economy is Fundamentally String
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group (thanks to Bob Morse)
Navy Changes Skirt Policy, Making Apparel Optional
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Dead Officer on Force for 18 Years
Headless Body Found in Topless Bar (thanks to Larry)
State Dinner Featured Cat, American Food
All Utah Condemned to Face Firing Squad
Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery
Chinese Apeman Dated
Reagan Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead
Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter (thanks to Bob Morse)
Woman Kicked by her Husband said to be Greatly Improved
Former Man Dies in California
MacArthur Flies Back to Front
Shut-Ins Can Grow Indoors with Lights
Deer Kill 17,000
Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Lucky Man Sees Pals Die
Passengers Hit by Cancelled Trains
New Vaccine To Contain Rabies
Lucky Victim Stabbed Three Times
London Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide (thanks to Bob Morse)
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
President of Company Says, "Stud Tires Out"
Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire
Bridge Held Up By Red Tape
Man, Minus Ear, Waives Hearing
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years
Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
British Left Waffles on Falklands
Schwarzenegger Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead
New Vaccine May Contain AIDS
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Hospitals Sued By Seven Foot Doctors
Expert Says Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash
Bank Drive-in Window Blocked By Board
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One
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