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Fun Interview Stories #1
Actual stories of job interviews gone bad
An applicant said she was a "people person", not a "numbers person", in her interview for an accounting position.
Candidate told the interviewer that he was fired from his last job for beating up his boss.
Applicant smelled his armpits on the way to the interview room.
One candidate asked for a cup of water, took a sip, swished it around in his mouth, and spat into a potted plant.
Prospect said, "Seven handicapped parking spaces next to the front door? What, are you having a wheelchair convention or something?"
When asked if he had experience with a certain programming language, the interviewee said, "I don't know, is it on my resume?" while leaning over attempting to look at his own resume.
Interviewee leaned back in the chair, put his feet on the desk and proceeded to tell me how he wanted more money than the position offered but didn't really like to work very much, so he'd need Fridays off and only wanted to work 4-5 hours the rest of the days.
Candidate left his cell phone on and took a call during the interview.
Applicant asked to see the resume of the interviewer to see if the personnel executive was qualified to interview him.
Candidate walked to interview on a hot day, and interviewed while sweating profusely.
Interviewee brought a friend (without confirming first), mentioned her friend was a drug addict so would definitely have to stick around "for a few paychecks".
Interviewee told me he'd worked at a gym and said he had a problem cleaning up the blood and semen in the saunas.
Candidate texted on cellphone during the interview.
Prospect reeked of alcohol.
Huge drop of drool came out of candidate's mouth while listening to a question.
Candidate wore shorts and sandals, and a baseball cap.
When asked if there was anything else he wanted to tell the interviewer, the applicant said, "Well, ma'am, I ain't never killed nobody before." (thanks to N9529K)
One applicant sang all the responses to the interview questions.
One candidate, when asked if he was ever convicted of a felony, responded, "No, I was not convicted, I pled guilty."
A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.
Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.
Candidate fell and broke arm during interview.
Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewer's office.
Candidate explained that her long-term goals was to replace the interviewer.
Candidate said he never finished high school because he was kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico.
Balding candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a hairpiece.