State Mottos 4

New Jersey: What Smell? (thanks to James Rouse)

New Jersey: Don't even THINK about making that left turn, buddy! (thanks to Katrina Langley)

New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Jersey: The Jug Handle State (thanks to Katrina Langley)

New Mexico: Cleaner than Regular Mexico and Less Bodies in the Sandbox (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have the Right To Remain Silent, You Have the Right To an Attorney

New York: We Matter, You Don't! (thanks to Gabe W)

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States!

Ohio: The drinking state with a football problem. (thanks to Blaire Hayden)

Ohio: An empty state on holidays and weekends (because everyone is in Kentucky). (thanks to Emily Tomlin)

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Ohio: Where One of Your Dad's Friends Lives

Ohio: It's Not Just "Hello" in Japanese (thanks to Lara Allan)

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oklahoma: It's a Dry Heave (thanks to Theo Zizka)

Oregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For Dinner

Oregon: It's OR-EE-GUN, you idiot! (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

Oregon: Are you kidding? It's "o-ri-gin"! (thanks to Lily Lowell)

Pennsylvania: What the !@#$%&* You Looking At?! (thanks to Gabe)

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal