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State Mottos #3

Oklahoma to Wyoming!

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oklahoma: It's a Dry Heave (thanks to Theo Zizka)

Oregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For Dinner

Oregon: It's OR-EE-GUN, you idiot! (thanks to Darlene Forsman)

Oregon: Are you kidding? It's "o-ri-gin"! (thanks to Lily Lowell)

Pennsylvania: What the !@#$%&* You Looking At?! (thanks to Gabe)

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: Welcome to Rhode Island. You're now leaving Rhode Island. (thanks to Nathan Reid)

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

Rhode Island: Small, Yes, But We Know What to Do with It! (thanks to Joe Lex)

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Utah: set your watch back 20 years.

Vermont: Yep

Vermont: Gettin' Busy with New Hampshire since 1791

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One million people, and 15 last names.

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wisconsin: Come Smell our Dairy Air

Wyoming: Where Men are Men (And The Sheep are Scared)