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Doctor, doctor! I've broken my arm in two places.
Well, don't go back there again.

Doctor, doctor! Will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.

Doctor, doctor! I keep chewing on my feather pillow.
You do look a little down in the mouth.

Doctor, doctor! Your patient insists she's invisible.
Tell her I can't see her today.

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a goat.
How long have you felt like that?
Ever since I was a kid.

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a drill bit.
How boring for you.

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm dandruff.
Will you get out of my hair?

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a moth.
Move, you’re in my light.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a dog.
Sit!

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a frog.
What's wrong with that?
I think I'm going to croak.

Doctor, doctor! I keep forgetting things!
How long have you had this problem?
What problem?

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a snail.
Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm an electric eel.
That's shocking.

Doctor, doctor! My husband smells like fish.
Poor sole.

Doctor, doctor! I've broken my leg. What shall I do?
Limp.