Doctor! Doctor! 2

Doctor, doctor! What are my chances of losing weight?
Slim.

Doctor, doctor! What's the best way to stop my nose running?
Stand on your head.

Doctor, doctor! My daughter thinks she's an actress.
Don't worry - it's just a stage she's going through.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.

Doctor, doctor! My husband thinks he's a parachutist.
Tell him to drop in and see me.

Doctor, doctor! My husband thinks he's Moses.
Tell him to stop taking those tablets.

Doctor, doctor! My wife's hanging from the window sill.
Tell her to hold on.

Doctor, doctor! I'm a burglar!
Have you taken anything for it?

Doctor, doctor! I'm allergic to the high jump.
Don't worry - you'll soon get over it.

Doctor, doctor! I'm at death's door.
Don't worry - I'll pull you through.

Doctor, doctor! I'm only four feet tall.
You'll just have to be a little patient.

Doctor, doctor! I'm worried about my insomnia.
Don't lose any sleep over it.

Doctor, doctor! I can't stand 'All My Children' and 'General Hospital'.
Try keeping off cereals for a while.

Doctor, doctor! I can't stop climbing mountains.
Relax, we'll soon have you in peak condition.

Doctor, doctor! I can't stop fishing.
Drop me a line when you're feeling better.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a bucket.
You do look a little pail.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a camera.
I'll be with you in a flash.