Doctor! Doctor! 3

Doctor, doctor! I'm frightened of squirrels.
You must be nuts.

Doctor, doctor! My wife thinks she's a hen.
I'll soon cure her.
But we need the eggs!

Doctor, doctor! I'm having trouble with my breathing.
I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

Doctor, doctor! You've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.
That's quite enough out of you.

Doctor, doctor! I can't stop trembling.
I'll be with you in a couple of shakes.

Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing ringing in my ears.
Nonsense, you're as sound as a bell.

Doctor, doctor! Sorry I'm late, I broke my ankle.
Another lame excuse.

Doctor, doctor! My mind keeps wandering.
Don't worry - it's too weak to go very far.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together.

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a clock.
Don't worry - you're just a little wound up.

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a tennis racket.
Don't worry - you're just highly strung.

Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elevator.
You may be coming down with something.

Doctor, doctor! My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film.
Well, let's wait and see if anything develops.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm going to die.
Don't be silly - that's the last thing you'll do.