State Mottos #2
Michigan to Ohio!
Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Michigan: Last One Out, Turn off the Lights! (thanks to Gabe)
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Minnesota: 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter and Construction. (thanks to Tim Garcia)
Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Missouri: Loves Company! (thanks to Ilene Morgan)
Missouri: The "Show Me State". You show me yours and I'll show you my rifle. (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
Montana: Land Of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little ElseNebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nebraska: At least the cows are sane.
Nebraska: The "N" is for Knowledge (thanks to Chris Pultz)
Nebraska: Bring Something to Do! (thanks to Luke Jones)
Nebraska: Land of Two Seasons - Winter and Construction
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
Nevada: Hookers and Blow! (thanks to Robert Joseph)
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Hampshire: Just Like Old Hampshire, but Newer
New Hampshire: If you don't have a Ford F150 or bigger get the f**k out! (thanks to Charlie Dennis)
New Jersey: What Smell? (thanks to James Rouse)
New Jersey: Don't even THINK about making that left turn, buddy! (thanks to Katrina Langley)
New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Jersey: The Jug Handle State (thanks to Katrina Langley)
New Mexico: Cleaner than Regular Mexico and Less Bodies in the Sandbox (thanks to Darlene Forsman)
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York: You Have the Right To Remain Silent, You Have the Right To an Attorney
New York: We Matter, You Don't! (thanks to Gabe W)
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States!
Ohio: The drinking state with a football problem. (thanks to Blaire Hayden)
Ohio: An empty state on holidays and weekends (because everyone is in Kentucky). (thanks to Emily Tomlin)
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Ohio: Where One of Your Dad's Friends Lives
Ohio: It's Not Just "Hello" in Japanese (thanks to Lara Allan)
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